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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 & 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 yr. old draws a bath. She
puts one foot in & pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The
94 yr. old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up & see". She starts up the stairs & pauses. Then she
yells, " Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 yr. old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea,
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head & says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She
knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up & help both of you as soon as I see
who's at the door."
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