Parking meter & the retired

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out there was a Traffic Warden writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said "Oh come on, can't you give a pensioner a break?" He ignored me and carried on writing out the ticket. I called him an "arsehole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So Mary called him a "shithead". He finished the second ticket and stuck it on the windscreen with the first one. Then he started writing out more tickets. This went on for 20 minutes. The more we insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, so we got on it and went home. We do try to have a bit of fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age!