Not having hair- -Possitives

Ten Positive Things about Not Having Hair
- Emily Hollenberg,

10. Your hair never gets out of control.

9. You can save a lot of money on shampoo, hair cuts, perms, dye jobs and body waxing.

8. If you go to the bowling alley and there is a long wait for a lane, just put your turban on, place your bowling ball in front of you and charge for fortune reading.

7. If you walk through the airport without your wig and in your bathrobe, people will give you money. The best airport according to my sources is San Francisco.

6. The shower and the sink drains require a lot less DranoTM. The need for rodding is completely eliminated.

5. You are happy to go to the show to see a hair-raising movie.

4. Your hair can keep your teeth company in the bathroom.

3. You can remove your hair when you weigh yourself.

2. People can see a strong resemblance between you and your new grandchild.

1. You can charge people $10 for rubbing your head. Remember when you were pregnant and total strangers would come up and pat your stomach... seriously, never talk about your hemorrhoids!!