Sermon On temperance..humor

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing...Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River'."

Smile, life is too short not to!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river
Don't be so serious, laugh a little,
and get rid of the wrinkles.
Save my spot at the river!