Prince Charles & the Hooker

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there each day.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.

"No! Five pounds!" he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up...

This ritual between him and the hooker became an almost daily occurrence.

She'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" And he'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband.

As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realized she'd bark her £150 offer, and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He figured he'd better have a good explanation.
As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched them pass.



Then, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five quid, you tight bastard!"