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A man walks into a Psychiatrist's office wearing an outfit made completely of Saran Wrap.
The Psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts....."
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A Man comes home from work carrying a duck under his arm and says "I'd like you to meet the Pig I've been shaggin."
His wife says, "That's not a pig - it's a duck."
The man says "I was talking to the Duck...." OUCH!!!
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