best night of my life

The bride lies naked in bed on her honeymoon night while her husband stands in his dressing gown at the bedroom window, gazing up at the starry heavens and muttering about the beauty of the constellations and the splendour of shooting stars.
After half an hour, she whispers: “Come to bed, darling.”
“No way,” he says. “My mum and dad said that this would be one of the best nights of my life, and I’m not going to miss a single minute of it."

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