An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.
The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe und die schweine haben in ihm geschissen," (i.e., "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it.")
The guy shouts back, "Hey, this is America! I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."
The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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